The
ELVIS_PICASSO FOUNDATION - Museum & Gallery

Canal van Voyeurs 33
1071 DJ, Museum Quarter
Amsterdam
0031 20 573 2911;

This stunning building, based upon some design concepts by Elvis_Picasso, was realized by Melbourne, and internationally reknown, particularly in Farnborough and in the slums of Zanzibar, architects: Denton, Corker & Marshall, of North Melbourne, Australia.

This year the ELVIS_PICASSO FOUNDATION will be opening three exhibition floors, with over 3000 works from its permanent collections.

While there are a few problems remaining before the GRAND OPENING, the architcts have assured us that water, that has seeped into the lower basements from the surrounding canals, will be drained off into neighbouring properties by the end of the week.

The poor, and selected illegal immigrants, who will be invited to the GRAND OPENING, will be issued with clothes designed by Armani, a distant relative who resides in the Sao Paulo favelas, and tailored by other poor people from Thailand and lastly, distributed by the Indian Coal Mining Corporation of Australia. All so that they look good in the company of the posh, who will also be invited.

For your personal invitation to the GRAND OPENING contact the ELVIS_PICASSO FOUNDATION at:

Or telephone: 0044 1252 65 98 39